Investment committee: “so explain why we should pay 15x for this business?”
Private equity associate: “one of the things that makes this business so valuable is how valuable it is”
BREAKING: QB Brendan Sorsby and Texas Tech are mutually parting ways, @PeteNakos reports.
Sorsby will not play College Football in 2026.
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“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+
The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol
Per Iran’s Mehr, peace agreement sweeteners include:
- Lifting sanctions on Iran’s oil and petroleum products
- $12 bn in funds unfrozen before talks start
- Talks will not involve Iran’s proxies, missiles
- US and allies to present reconstruction plans worth $300+ bn at talks
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
Weird to spend this many words on a gross oversimplification. Musk got rich off of taxpayer subsidies and government contracts propping up the stock prices of his companies and well-documented grifting against the public interest.