Tim

Bayern fan, English man.

[Tim @timothymr]

Toni Kroos and Joachim Löw on a podcast together?

[BUNDESLIGA ZONE @BUNDZONE]

🗣️ المدرب السابق للمنتخب الألماني، يواخيم لوف، لا يمنح ألمانيا حظوظًا كبيرة للفوز بكأس العالم.

وفي بودكاست "Kroos & Kroos – World Cup Under the Microscope"، انتقد المدرب البالغ من العمر 66 عامًا أداء المانشافت قائلًا:

💬 "الفريق يمتلك جودة كبيرة، لكنه يفتقر إلى الاستمرارية المطلوبة للفوز بالألقاب. كثيرًا ما يسمح للمنافس بالعودة إلى المباراة."

وأضاف:

💬 "إذا نجحنا في الحفاظ على الاستقرار، وكسر مقاومة الخصم، وإظهار تركيز أكبر ووضوح أكثر في الأداء طوال 90 دقيقة، فسنكون ضمن المرشحين للفوز باللقب."

كما أشار لوف إلى افتقاد المنتخب الحالي لبعض الشخصيات القيادية:

💬 "أفتقد الشخصيات التي كانت لدينا في عام 2014. هذا يجب أن يتغير. يوشوا كيميش ومانويل نوير وحدهما لا يكفيان."

💬 "نحن بحاجة إلى عدد أكبر من القادة داخل الفريق. عندها فقط قد نكون أقوياء بما يكفي للفوز باللقب." 🇩🇪🏆

#DFBTeam #FIFAWC2026

[Tim @timothymr]

@metalgirlsolid2 Could be a dril tweet

[Tim @timothymr]

Yet another massive Kovac W

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Niko Kovač advised Bayern against signing one of his own Dortmund players last year

How? Last summer, after Bayern failed to sign priority target Nico Williams, they turned to alternatives. One of them was Dortmund's Jamie Gittens. The supervisory board, including Uli Hoeneß and Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, was skeptical about the player. A club employee was tasked with contacting Niko Kovač to get an honest opinion from him about Gittens. Kovač is said to have made it more than clear that he considers the Englishman "not professional enough" to succeed at FC Bayern. The club then abandoned the pursuit of Gittens and went all in on Luis Díaz. Gittens ended up joining Chelsea

[@BILD, Bayern Insider]

[Tim @timothymr]

They peaked with Auf Uns. Nothing will ever top that, I'm afraid.

[Bavarian Football Works @BavarianFBWorks]

➡️ℹ️🇩🇪 The DFB have confirmed what Germany's World Cup songs will be; 🎵🎶

Goal song - "Major Tom"
Victory song - "An Tagen wie diesen"
Signature song - "Zeit, dass sich was dreht"

[@BILD]

[Tim @timothymr]

Could have easily taken the record for WC goals and held it comfortably. Instead he "only" has 10. And none in the Euros. Really quite bizarre.

[🇧🇪🇰🇷🪡 @rhas202]

world cup golden boot at age 20

[Tim @timothymr]

I still like him 😔

[Brian O'Conner 🇺🇲 @Gslipaul]

Ulan şu ne iyi olaydı ya oyuncu bizim ama kısa süreline bayernde izliyorduk mükemmel bir hissiyattı

[Tim @timothymr]

Not even remotely close

[Raumdeuter. ⁷ ⁷🇸🇮 @issa_nd01]

Le joueur le plus detestable que le Bayern ait connu

[Tim @timothymr]

He's better at receiving the ball on the edge of his own area than other players.

[MONTEIRÃO @33monteirao]

Harry Kane's PSYCHOPATH POSITIONING as a number 6 during Bayern vs Stuttgart

[Tim @timothymr]

The Tour De France, famously only needing about half hour of cycling training to win

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

James Rodríguez recalls anecdotes about his time at Bayern in his new Netflix documentary

"In my first year, I was lucky that Carlo Anceloti and Jupp Heynckes spoke Spanish. In the second year, Kovac arrived. Every coach has his favourites, and I wasn't one of them. He wanted the players to do 30 minutes of cycling after training, I would say to him: 'What am I training for? Am I going to the Tour de France or what?' I'm a football player"

On German lessons: "I couldn't get through them, I kept falling asleep. I told him, 'I don't want to learn'"

[Tim @timothymr]

@metalgirlsolid2 All working effortlessly to support a perfectly timed late run into the box from Leon Goretzka. We will witness history.

[Tim @timothymr]

Old Bayern walks through our midfield like it isn't even there.

[Bayern Talks @BayernTalks]

This Bayern vs the Current Bayern, the old Bayern wins. Why? Old Bayern was way more balanced, they were not only a good attacking side, but also a very good defensive side. Old Bayern was the definition of a balanced system.

[Tim @timothymr]

@vcatalina96 Wild to me that Bayern (or more accurately a couple of people there) was too much but he's happy to sign an extension at Barcelona.

[Tim @timothymr]

@jamesallcott It feels like intention and context need to be thrown away because they are too subjective and variable. Objectivity might be the only way forward. If it hits your hand in any capacity, give a handball. But even that seems too harsh and up for things like close range blocks.

[Tim @timothymr]

@jamesallcott I'm surprised it's not more widely known that cramp typically occurs after playing exactly 93 minutes of football.

[Tim @timothymr]

@Basti1_basti1 @vcatalina96 Not even close

[Tim @timothymr]

@vcatalina96 2 years ago I would think there's no hope. Weirdly this time around I was quite calm. Still another leg to play but also still very open. I wasn't necessarily expecting a full 6-5 comeback but I was fairly confident that Bayern could at least do something to minimise the damage.

[Tim @timothymr]

Staggeringly awful.

[Tim @timothymr]

Wtf I love Chelsea now

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

Andy Jacobs: "I've been told John Terry wanted to [take over until the end of the season], but they didn't want him. And they told him in no uncertain terms that he will never, ever get the job."

(@talkSPORT)

[Tim @timothymr]

@clarabeepbeep Listen to Sleepwalk With Me by Mike Birbiglia - it documents his experience with sleepwalking and how and it got for him 👍