Timothy Oon

A singing, lindy-hopping geek-monkey.

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@Hsuave Where can you surf in London?

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@MumfordAndSons Dust Bowl Dance was missing word tonight - I went out back and I got my ____. #respect

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My dinner is over. Farewell awkward first date couple. Good luck!
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She's talking about sinus mucus. I guess he is a doctor.
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He's mansplaining! How is her body language still into him???
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Him: I'm modest to a fault.

That's why you've talked about yourself for the past ten minutes.
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They're talking about posting things on Twitter. If only they knew it was already there!
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Him: I want to work in a poor area.

I'm starting to like you.

Him: I don't want to LIVE in a poor area.
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Oooh, they're sharing failed relationships from their past. It's like a competition of who's more messed up.
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He's a doctor. She seems to like doctors.
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Him: I used to beat other kids up when I was a kid.
Her: Me too
Didn't see that coming!
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Him: You've got a "Something About Mary" thing going on. Have you ever tried that?
Her: No!
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She's talking about fashion and trying on dresses. He clearly doesn't care but is encouraging anyway.
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Him: Is that a Greek thing?
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