Timothy Brooks

I'm gettin that fa sho

[Timothy Brooks @timothypbrooks]

Hey Liv! #gojays

[Timothy Brooks @timothypbrooks]

Here to get that W. Creighton>UNL #GoJays

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Hey Aunt Tracy! #GoJays

[CP Varsity Bowling @CPrepBowling]

All killer no filler. 😈
Districts February 2nd.
#RollJays

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Hard pass on the bugs under the skin

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Swimming to shore with a burlap sack full of guns should earn Brendan Fraser one of Michael Phelps’ Olympic gold medals

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Don’t worry, she called him a scoundrel so that makes them even I guess

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Casual sexual assault by Brendan Fraser in the first 25 mins

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Carelessly handling 3000 year old maps with your bare greasy hands can’t possibly be a good idea. Not very professional from a supposed expert

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Arranging all your bookshelves in a domino layout is asking for trouble. This librarian had it coming

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Never ever assume that someone you want to kill will die in the desert/snow/water/etc. They never do #rookiemistake

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Why would you throw away 2 perfectly good pistols just because you run out of ammo? Aren’t those expensive? What if you find more ammo? Tuck those bad boys back in your waistband #wastenot #wantnot

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Humanizing the villain by demonstrating his motive was forbidden love, classic. Not exactly breaking new ground here, but I’m about it

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I’ll be live tweeting The Mummy (1999) now

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@HyVee is there a limit to how many dollars/cents off per gallon I can use at once?

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Forgot that in the first book Harry tries to buy a solid gold cauldron, kid's got style

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When you switch from Bumble to Tinder and accidentally super like the first person that comes up #everytime #singlepeoplemistakes

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@PaulMcCartney it's 8:18, you're pushing your luck

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@PaulMcCartney it's 8:04, you're late

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@calebpressleyxo how long is the #NattyTour gonna be in Omaha?