Tim White

the enemy's gate is down.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

might not have been clear enough. that is the name.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

go for it.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

If your answer to the question, "What is the best Christmas movie?" is not "Die Hard," you are incorrect.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Captain America must be really good at pool.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

There is an ominous beeping sound coming from behind a door labeled "fire control room"... Oh well, I'm going to lunch.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Just exactly how easy is Sunday morning?

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Gladiator is on Netflix, which means I can watch it without getting it out of my DVD cabinet. So that is what I'm doing now.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

There are other ways to keep the air on:

[Tim White @timothywhite]

This is my boss introducing a Gary the Retard video during our company meeting:

[Tim White @timothywhite]

The coveted side rat tail:

[Tim White @timothywhite]

@jonwhite779 ... but should one?

[Tim White @timothywhite]

@cleverdays what about blueberry cheesecake ice cream in a waffle cone?

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Just got told I look like @ZacGalifianakis ... for a beard wearer, that is among the highest of compliments.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

@meghancwhite congratulations, @baileyrogue on your first confirmed kill.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Had a warning light when trying to take off. They fixed it by turning it off and back on again. Not sure how I feel about that ...

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Why?

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Flight attendant over the loud speaker: "If it don't fit, don't force it" #twss

[Tim White @timothywhite]

There is no privacy curtain on this plane. First class must be pissed.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

@jonwhite779 that's the way it should be.

[Tim White @timothywhite]

Dear Olive garden waitress, there is nothing you serve that I don't want all of that cheese on. You can stop asking me.