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[Tim @timpeterelson]

@farman4x 2^0=1
3^0=1
4^0=1
Therefore, (1+1+1)^3=3^3=27

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@AllianceLGB I'm disgusted that you are sewing hatred in the name of my community. I'll tell the greens to keep up the good work thanks

[Tim @timpeterelson]

#wato @SebGorka is clearly a pathetic man-child. He's not capable of answering questions like a rational person and we don't want to listen to his bile.

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@TEKKEN As a longtime Tekken player I went into playing the new patch with an open mind.

I'm not even being melodramatic to say this update has made the game unplayable. It's now so brain-dead that I have to play stupider in order to win. I won't be playing again until this changes.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Three people have died and one is in a critical condition in hospital after a group of paddleboarders got into difficulty in a river in south Wales

https://t.co/QstAvdUrgL

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@Deliveroo one of your drivers just tried to ID me for the beer that you didn't manage to bring. 😂

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@aubrey_huff Yes. But their business would die off even more if all their customers died of covid...

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@AskPS_UK This console release is such a joke I have decided to not purchase a PS5 and instead invest in a gaming pc. I'll no longer be buying sony products after exclusively buying playstation for over a decade.

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@AskPlayStation You've already managed to limit kid's play time to 0 by not making anywhere near enough consoles available. No need for a guide

[PJ Chukwurah @Chukey_D]

Only in America would Tik-Tok be banned before semi-automatic rifles

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@realDonaldTrump Only way to do that is to get rid of you!

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@realDonaldTrump Twitter admins please continue your great work in removing this inaccurate and misleading post.

Mail-in ballots have actually been shown to be less susceptible to fraud.

More info - https://t.co/kvgQckFyCx

[Tim @timpeterelson]

Police chief on the radio today saying that police on the streets are being told “if it’s good enough for Cummings it’s good enough for me!” and resisting being told to go inside. Surely this proves the damage that has been caused! #cumsack

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson @PHE_uk That’s it! Keep asking about it!! Don’t let him escape without dealing with it! #cumsack

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson @PHE_uk #cumsack

[Tim @timpeterelson]

@10DowningStreet Unless you are fancy a little eye-test drive or something of course?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'Often answering questions doesn't clear up confusion, it increases confusion' is what I'll say to the police when they want to know where I got my new labradoodle, Dominic.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

But if this is a defence, I think I'll pop out and nick a dog, because I quite fancy a third dog and I've never read a law that says JK Rowling specifically can't steal dogs.

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