Tim Priestley

Oliver💙 Eleanor💜

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

So ready to start working again next week 🙄

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

Guy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over and he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day

[Harry Burgess @HSBurgess97]

Got sent that on sc last night @acapulcohalifax

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

Im not sure weather the gym is slowly helping me or slowly killing me 🤔🤔🤔

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@katiequinn_96 This is brilliant 😂😂😂

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

And then he gets up for a good 3 minutes before another rest

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

Whenyou think you’re the laziest guy at the gym until you see someone sat down for a good 10 minutes

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@bandq_help No i paid by cash 😪😪

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@BandQ i bought a tin of Dulux paint from you yesterday but have misplved the reciept. I am wanting to exchange it for another colour. I have not opened the paint. Am i able to do this? Thanks

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@virginmedia No i cant. My devices can connect to the router, but the router doesn’t connect to he internet

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@virginmedia my broadband wont connect to the internet! Been off for a couple of days now! Please help!

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@bradfordmdc Well that does explain a lot then doesn’t it @PersimmonHomes 🤔🤔

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

So @bradfordmdc finally put our street signs up, and spell it wrong! #GoodJob #ForrestNotForest

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@PersimmonHomes have you gone out of business? Or are my emails not sending to you because your ignoring the continous issues ive had?? 🏡💩

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

Apparently my bins have finally been collected - only almost a week late!

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@bradfordmdc refuse bins not emptied on Thursday, or Friday! Are you going to take the black bags I leave to the side of my bin aswell?! 🗑🗑

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@cineworld I dont think I need a member of staff to help me move. Everyone else clearly has gone elsewhere.

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@cineworld paid £19.60 for wobby chairs at #Bradford Cineworld. Not a good experience!!!

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

@eitaaak Persuade me.

[Tim Priestley @timpriestley01]

Setting up the herb garden! 🌿