Tim

Jokes, Lover, Flighter, Engineer, Bad Gambler

[Tim @timrebrn]

@benningtonshow I keep winning @CraftHeadsBrew trivia night by listening to the show and Dishhhhh!

[Tim @timrebrn]

@momsarenotfunny @ChristineComedy I do this all the time! Like a cartoon character

[jen richardson @jenjokestoomuch]

#SaturdayVibes

[Tim @timrebrn]

@momsarenotfunny Love this tik tok! Hilarious.

[Tim @timrebrn]

I find bicyclists more annoying for breaking the rules of the road, than I do motorcycle gangs for selling drugs and murder

[Tim @timrebrn]

Turn off screens before bed... then why do I fall asleep at work staring at the computer

[Tim @timrebrn]

Im so consumed with my phone, I need to turn it off to focus on watching TV

[Tim @timrebrn]

@momsarenotfunny Sugar on the rim! Could be worse...from the bottle

[Tim @timrebrn]

@RiotGrlErin At least you have crown on in yours

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy @momsarenotfunny Hopefully you garnish it for some health benefits!

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Lol o right ...its a bald eagle...not just an eagle eagle

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Lol that eagle doesnt look load bearing

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Shes so funny! I love the last scene from that movie during the credits

[Tim @timrebrn]

Nothing like a 5 hour power nap to recharge the day

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy @ronnypascale ...and funny tweets...definitely going to listen!

[Tim @timrebrn]

Arguing with a friend...he's saying Billy Joel is better than Bruce Springsteen...he's obviously been drinking a bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of rose instead

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Lolol somethin somethin...the lack of g's mean sex?

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Page 2 are drink recipes

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Thatll be page 1 of your self help book....sit in sun and read self help book

[Tim @timrebrn]

@ChristineComedy Lol great emoji find