timothy

hash browns and advil

[timothy @timrespess]

just got an above ground pool, it’s about 3 stories up

[timothy @timrespess]

so long, space cowboy

[timothy @timrespess]

oh, me? i was born at the tail end of the 1900s

[timothy @timrespess]

i wonder what kind of dirt Nardwuar would hold over my head if he had a grudge against me

[timothy @timrespess]

i love a good hedged bet

[timothy @timrespess]

if i was a billionaire i’d pay mike breen 7 figures annually to follow me around and yell “bang” when i do something cool

[timothy @timrespess]

listening to Johnny Cash and That Mexican OT all day, will check back in with any updates

[timothy @timrespess]

i don’t really watch mr. beast but i follow him on tiktok just in case he ever wants me to go skydiving with a llama in uzbekistan for $100,000 or something

[timothy @timrespess]

school busses spawning with portables stop signs is wildly OP in the current traffic meta

[timothy @timrespess]

.@TheTraeYoung be dropping dimes likes it’s a hole in his pocket

[timothy @timrespess]

#NewProfilePic

[timothy @timrespess]

name 10 books rn

[timothy @timrespess]

i feel like cocaine bear was really based off of a weekend in gordon ramsay’s private life

[timothy @timrespess]

crookshanks goes insanely hard as a name fr

[timothy @timrespess]

some people like college football, i like being a part of the panda express orange chicken propaganda machine

[timothy @timrespess]

yer an angel hagrid 😔

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Robbie Coltrane has passed away at age 72

[timothy @timrespess]

@bandleee

[timothy @timrespess]

@bandleee 😏🥐

[timothy @timrespess]

@bandleee i googled cheese danish meme & tbh i’m not sure what i expected

[timothy @timrespess]

@bandleee respectable tweet