tim schweitzer

dad.husband.bears,Sox,av’s,nuggets. he/him hey asshole.

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@joerogan @Spotify Sure shined up JD’s balls for 3 hours. You can see those suckers from space.

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@Furbeti @TPBlue4 Joe sure shined j.d.’s balls for 3 hours. Squeaky clean now

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@CivicSparks @RobJohn20131536 It’s not Colorado’s forest. Federal land. Fire at that elevation above the tunnel is not the biggest concern. Not much air up there.

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@MichaelDBrown If you can’t see why these candidates are mopping the floor with everyone right now you aren’t very in touch with the population. In a country where most people are living paycheck to paycheck while working more hours in worsening conditions.

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@bennyjohnson Pull this and wait and see what happens in January when Dem’s take the house and the senate

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@Bossy_Leah How much says your kids marry one of these cockroaches?

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@elonmusk So why did governors ship tens of thousands of illegal immigrants north to already blue states? Wouldn’t you keep them in the red south?

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@Adeline_Ross9 Vaccination scar.

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@jeffhunt Isn’t one of these dorks an army ranger?

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@MacyGunnell Gen Z women’s grandmothers had more rights then they do now. What do you think they will do?

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@RepLuna Our prayers are with you. Here’s to a speedy recovery.

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@MatthewNichol5 All these takes suck

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@JomboyMedia @JesseRogersESPN The southside is back. So proud

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@adater They seem thin on D. I wonder why they don’t split Hughes and Faber?

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@NBCNews All dude had to do was submit DNA. Why wouldn’t you want to prove innocence?

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@heidiganahl @MandyConnell Your brother Pat was my friend. He was the coolest cat ever. He moved back to California.

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@nut_history Hawk and Wimpy

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@ScottPresler They brought Obama and you guys brought this lady?

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@VinnysCorner1

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@OleTimeHardball Shoeless Joe Jackson