Tim Shipstone

Colourful racing identity.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

Now they need to add "engadine".
Some poor choices have led to a pretty crappy result. You've pulled an 'engadine'.

[stranger @strangerous10]

Google has added the “barilaro” to their dictionary.
If you get the job, but then it’s given to someone else. You’ve been dealt a ‘barilaro’.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@RealJamesWoods is probably missing when he had his name on a building. Could also be admiring the scope of the Pres vision to expand the brand...

[Kenny Devine @TheKennyDevine]

Oh yeah, of all the reasons this is definitely the one they hate him for lol

[Cheryl Kernot @cheryl_kernot]

Hope a journo will ask her about this June 17 at NPC.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

*User experience may vary.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

Yet somehow the collective IQ of their party room still drifts downward...

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

I hope it doesn't come down to the swim leg...

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

The clash of the egos between Angus Taylor - the fitful, rabbit-in-the-headlights opposition leader and Tony Abbott, the pugilistic, media-whoring alternative opposition leader - will end in tears

Thrones only have room for one - for obvious reasons

[Angus Taylor MP @AngusTaylorMP]

Congratulations to Tony Abbott on his election as Federal President of the Liberal Party. As a former Prime Minister and one of our most successful Opposition Leaders, Tony’s experience and stewardship gives our party the strongest opportunity to rebuild, renew and fight this terrible Labor Government.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

I guess if anyone knows about being punted, it's @CampbellNewman ...

[Campbell Newman @CampbellNewman]

It's clear that @JEChalmers doesn't actually know what he is doing.

The sooner the PM punts him, the sooner they can extract themselves from this quagmire he has created.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

Always struggle to pick a gif when @HonTonyAbbott feels the need to try and wedge himself into public discourse, so here's 2 for 1 for your Friday.

[Tony Abbott @HonTonyAbbott]

Finally both parties are showing their real colours after a decade when they mostly tried to be a slightly more attractive version of the other side, with the Coalition just a little less enthusiastic than Labor for big government, climate action, and mass migration.

By committing a future Coalition government to ending bracket creep, taxation by stealth, Taylor has made the next election wealth creation versus wealth redistribution and pitched the Liberals as the party of aspiration versus the party of resentment.

Higher taxes on property and heavier taxes on wealth creation are not just broken promises with no redeeming policy feature. They're an assault on the Australian dream that people who strive to get ahead should not be punished for their efforts and that people who 'have a go' should get a 'fair go' from government.

Read my latest exclusive at The Tony Abbott Newsletter: https://t.co/miJFUQOU1w

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@RonniSalt

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

Ah jeez. It's pretty simple - you're irrelevant.

Your obsession with cutting services, selling off public assets, & ignoring social housing infrastructure didn't help the crisis @JEChalmers is actually tackling.

Remember what happens when your economic theories meet reality.

[Campbell Newman @CampbellNewman]

It's pretty simple.

Young Australians just need to know this.

@JEChalmers is taxing your future inheritance by taking it from your grandparents and parents right now.

That's right. Do you want it or do you want the government to grab it?

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

*customers may want to remove that memory about a rock

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car!

Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@cheryl_kernot I've got an answer, but I think I'll keep it under my hat for now 🤢

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@strangerous10 @LiberalAus has never stood for anything-it was #Menzies having a sook after losing the support of his (2nd) party, blocked from a jump to the House of Commons, then scraping together 18 non-Labor groups and calling it a Party. It corralled the Right & is now overseeing it split

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@RipKaz44 💚

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@BonesLabUnibo Will it be recorded?

[Canberra Raiders @RaidersCanberra]

Leilua puts it on a platter 🍽️

#WeAreRaiders

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@realisnetwork another week another unnecessary update to put Christmas presents on the front page. Is that why the games keep crashing?

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@realisnetwork all the games are down again. Do we get a free freeze day for your incompetence?

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@realisnetwork The crypto games are down

[Tim Shipstone @timshipstone]

@realisnetwork did you know the crypto games are down at the moment?