Timothee Chundomet

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

bro rename your cream

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

@Linda__Stevens @meridithmcgraw The fact that u thought this was food for the press... go check your own cognitive function.

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

@MikeDelMoro how did they get the font so wrong

[august @regularaugust]

Fuckkkk dude I’m late for incel class

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

getting added to a federal watchlist as a bit

[BRAGII ✧ @_bragei]

Im checking

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

Okay but wait is the new secret project David Lynch has been hyping??? Cuz look at it!!!!!!

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

SURPRISE HOTTIESSSS!!!! My New Album “MEGAN'' will be coming out JUNE 28 PRE-SAVE NOW! https://t.co/zPhkzh2hFS

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

@ProChara Chara can you make a video about how a bunch of old splatoon 1 weapons have just been left in the dust so NintendoJP can see it since they clearly give out buffs based on your ideas? Imagine being a jet squelcher main rn :(

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

Can they make an oil change/car shop that's open at night? For the gays? Please, it's pride.

They could sell mocktails and pokemon cards

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

When u poo and your back stops hurting

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

@keithkurson I missed the whole thing. TELL ME WHY BING TOLD ME FINALS WERE ON MONDAY THE 13th!? 😡

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

“Omg Britney is going crazy and has no money left and” YEAH, SO? ME TOO. AND?

DONT MAKE ME SAY THE THING.

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

I got to 7 months without twitter but it cannot be substituted! I got dumber without yall.

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

@bbheinz why’s it trying to turn you into Ted Lasso

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

IM NOT LOGGING IN ANYMORE BYE.

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

Inflation making Erowhon feel reasonably priced

[Timothee Chundomet @timshundo]

there are no women on Bluesky

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

Arkansas woman calls 911. Officer sees her Pomeranian, is apparently terrified of the mighty beast. He shoots at the dog and misses, shooting the woman in the leg. He then tries to tell her the bullet hole in her leg is probably a scratch from the dog.

https://t.co/qMQK8QBziO