Tim

Sarcastic remarks with humorous undertones

[Tim @timsla]

@XboxSupport just had the greatest experience ever with xbox support #cassidyisawesome

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Fun fun

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Lost

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Ohio time.

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Dogs are always in push-up position. -MH

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FaceTime

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Sneezing while driving is seriously terrifying.

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If anyone needs me I'll celebrating st pattys day correctly, by banishing snakes. #sssssssssssssnake

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Saallllllllsaaaaaaa @sarahflo92

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Today I presented to the executive board of Sam's club. What did you do today? #Arkansas

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Don't sext and drive.

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Apparently it was for sandwiches.

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Get off your high horse toaster strudel!

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@sarahflo92 well I need my keys !

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Turns out "Teen Wolf" is nothing like meerkat manner and isn't about wolves #disappointed

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The professor next door sounds like foghorn leghorn.

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@sarahflo92

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My plan for today, diabetes.

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#tbt