Tim Stanton

Comedian/Actor. LA. OC. [email protected]

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@nathanfielder and @raisingcanes is the dream combo none of us deserve.

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

Pretty sure this is The Summer That I Turn Pretty. #Netflix

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston This is a real Chuck Palahniuk tweet today.

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@devonmdrew There’s a difference?

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@Chrisreed619 The famous part I can handle… but… you don’t think I’m good looking?

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

When the hell do I get to join Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer?

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

Kinda sad when the biggest news in my life is the @raisingcanes they are building on sunset, right down the street from where I live.

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@NCafero Can confirm. 100% no idea what he’s doing.

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston That’s all year, dog

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston Going to become an Uber driver and drive until I get you… just to give you 1 star.

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@A24films_ A “like” is a binding contract, right?

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@A24films_ In 2004, two teenage best friends find out one of their fathers may be Tom cruise. They adventure to Los Angeles from Omaha to find out — I have a script. Just make it!

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@devonmdrew And not replying to me

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston But you sittin there complaining about both 😎😎😎

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston I got password

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston Those stop being good in a few more years as well.

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston My copy of seventeen hasn’t come this month yet

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston What are you even talking about bro?

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

@zackrycolston Zack in a room by himself: I fuckin TOLD YALL!

[Tim Stanton @timstantonx]

There’s about to be a lot of face masks on sale.