Tim McCullough

Fantasy Baseball Writer for @FantasySixPack. Multiple FSWA award-winner, No. 1 Fantasy Baseball Ranker at FantasyPros (3-yr Accuracy 2017-2019)

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

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Actually, your statement is typical of what we can expect from modern day “republicans.” Not hilarious. Pathetic.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

@dougmastriano Actually, your statement is typical of what we can expect from modern day “republicans.” Not hilarious. Pathetic.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

@CalltoActivism No, tell us how you REALLY feel. I laughed, cried, a truly appreciate every single word. Jolly good stuff.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

@7Veritas4 And Marjorie Troll Gollum doesn't belong in the U.S. House of Representatives. She should be stripped of the title of Congresswoman and thrown in prison.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

Thumbs down. Put your thumbs down for "TrumpCare"...Oh, wait. Trump never did have a working plan for the millions of affected people. As usual, he just wants to tear down and affect millions regardless of the damage. It's Biden the Builder vs. Don the Destroyer. Choose wisely!

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

There it is.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

I’m not sure I’ve read or heard a more accurate description of 45.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

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[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

Gaetz wants an ethics investigation? As though he has any clue about decorum and/or decency? Or any idea of how to do his job

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

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[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

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[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

I am officially a member of the Willis Fani club after reading this rebuke of Ol’Gym Jordan.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Fani Willis claps back at Trump chihuahua, Jim Jordan, regarding his incessant efforts to impede her case.

WARNING: It is a blistering, ass-kicking masterpiece.

https://t.co/W1DiOnZ3EY

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

Not surprised "Mr. 91 Counts" won't debate. After all, he might have to defend his deceits and lies on national TV if anyone has the stones to challenge him. However, it would be great to hear him say something that ends up being used against him during his many trials.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Donald Trump will skip the Fox News debate and do an interview with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson instead.

At this point, will anyone actually be watching the GOP debate? 😂

Carlson, who was fired by Fox News, appears to be stealing the show from his former employer by interviewing Trump.

The news comes after Trump confirmed he would *not* be attending the debate.

“As everyone is aware, my Poll numbers, over a “wonderful” field of Republican candidates, are extraordinary. In fact, I am leading the runner up, whoever that may now be, by more than 50 Points. Reagan didn’t do it, and neither did others. People know my Record, one of the BEST EVER, so why would I Debate? I’M YOUR MAN.”

Tucker for the win 🔥

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

Sorta looks like a puffer fish.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump is really mad at Fox News for showing his “big orange picture” with his “chin pulled way back.”

Whatever you do today, please do NOT RT this horrible picture of Trump. He’s been going through a lot recently.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

Oh sure. Why bother with the debate? After all, Trump might have to defend himself against 91 charges and could say something that would land him in prison.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Donald Trump plans to skip the first Republican primary debate for an interview with Tucker Carlson, people briefed on the matter said. It's an affront both to the Republican National Committee and to Fox News, which is hosting the event. https://t.co/46TyExl5Rh

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Jack is back.

Thank you for your support, Justice Leaguers.

It definitely helped.

Let’s get this show back on the road.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

@RonDeSantis Said the guy who’s unabashedly abused his state’s government to limit free speech, target already marginalized people, and punish anyone who doesn’t agree with his fascist ideology - and challenges a certain former president for the title of worst political candidate ever.

[Tim McCullough @TimsTenz]

@allinkid Get well soon!!