Tim Blount

The Champagne of Tims™

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PSA: someone please help Bernice

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How to tell when you’ve scrolled too far on Etsy

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@PierceCollegeCA is any part of campus open to the public? I run a local youth bike group and would love to know if we could access some of your trails.

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To all my enemies aspiring to live in my head rent-free: good luck replacing the Home Improvement theme song.

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@TheMackerman In my mind it was always Judge Dredd.

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@ievenwrotethis Could be worse! https://t.co/VWRzFeWkN9

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Everyone hating on Trump's new social platform but this custom typeface is 🔥

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@TCEP90290 #PalisadesFire Timelapse view from Temescal
5/17 2:20 AM - 8:20 AM

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@thegreghoy https://t.co/rYndRpL0aQ

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@mikiebarb Wait... Theo Balcomb? With a B???

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@dearleader 👉@mackenziescott

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Bittersweet news for anti-racists who are also anti-childhood obesity.

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

JUST IN | The pancake and syrup brand formerly known as Aunt Jemima has officially rebranded as the Pearl Milling Company. https://t.co/pUzcAVxKKR

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Please say advertising.

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

Makers 📣

What's your number 1 trick to boost sales? 🧐

https://t.co/o8OMHKTyyy

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What's the absolute laziest way to engage your followers on Twitter? Wrong answers only.

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@nfranus Microsoft Zunes, Laserdiscs, Crystal Pepsi soda fountain

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@nfranus A Bad Idea Shop that sells failed products

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Harsh Writing Advice: quit being a little pussy ass bitch and type HARDER.

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@parlertakes @RobinhoodApp I thought the anti-Parler account might have a more nuanced take on a service limiting access to its users?

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He hadn't stopped democracy from coming! It came!

Somehow or other, it came just the same!

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@parlertakes Dubmasses.