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I sell crack cocaine

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Gonna start calling myself The Boulder cuz I be slingin rock around all day 😹😹😼

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Leave them ugly girls alone...

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So inspirational

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If God really is real, then why does jaywalking still exist?

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The bounty reward for Squidward Tentacles has just increased to 420,000 rupees

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Whoever invented foldable chairs can you please contact me immediately I want you to have intimate relations with my wife

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Lightning McQueen Gaming

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If the teacher isn’t here in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to commit tax fraud

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NASCAR is the modern-day transcendentalism movement and Kyle Busch is the embodiment of Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The chicken crossed the road so he could see on both sides like Chanel 👀😱

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I think my dog is secretly Geronimo Stilton in disguise what do I do

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What if we kissed at the Red Cross blood drive 😳🙈

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Game of Thrones theorist rankings:🙀

1. Anyone but Steve
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10. Steve

Honorary theories:
“Ser Arthur Dayne is Qhorin Halfhand”
“Jorah Mormont wins the Iron Throne”

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Prom will be a fun time but I have a hard time trying to get excited for it because of how understaffed we’re all going to be 😪

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Starting off this soliloquy with a tribute to our favorite band🤒 what’s your favorite Vampire Weekend song? 😯