Tim Teusink

Retired physician/surgeon. Active Bioethicist.

[Glenn Reib @GlennReib]

Dear American Progressive Elite,
What a transcendent masterpiece of irony it has been watching our oh-so-refined European overlords descend upon this fascist wasteland for the 2026 World Cup like Victorian explorers discovering a lost tribe that somehow invented air conditioning and unlimited ranch dressing. They’re losing their entire minds. A French influencer had a full spiritual awakening in a Buc-ee’s bathroom the size of Versailles, live-streaming herself sobbing over a wall of beef jerky varieties longer than the Champs-Élysées. “Mon Dieu…they have forty-seven flavors of jerky…and a beaver mascot!” she gasped, immediately renouncing her 35-hour work week. The Germans...yes, the same ones whose autobahns occasionally pretend to have speed limits, have been spotted doing donuts in rented Ford F-150s the size of Panzer tanks while blasting Kid Rock at volumes that register on seismographs. One was heard whispering reverently, “This…this is what peak performance feels like,” right before shotgunning a 44-ounce Mountain Dew Code Red like it was holy water. The Italians discovered Costco and immediately declared it the Eighth Wonder of the World. A Roman chef had to be physically restrained from trying to marry a 72-inch pizza and adopt an entire pallet of ranch. “Mamma mia, the samples…they just give them to you!” he wept, abandoning his Nonna’s sacred recipes for a family-sized bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos .Even the reserved Scandinavians have gone feral. Swedes are riding mechanical bulls in cowboy hats the size of satellite dishes, screaming “Yee-haw, motherfucker!” in perfect English while chugging something called “Fireball” that would make their government-issued sadness vodka blush. The Dutch, normally high on legal weed and existential dread, have started every chant with “U-S-A!” and ended it by proposing marriage to the nearest Buc-ee’s cashier.

Meanwhile, you brave keyboard crusaders are having simultaneous aneurysms in your gender-neutral safe spaces because someone had the audacity to enjoy a country without first issuing a land acknowledgment, a trigger warning, and a carbon offset receipt. The Europeans are out here experiencing American abundance like it’s a religious conversion, and you’re still writing 4,000-word Medium essays about how a red Solo cup is settler-colonial violence. Please, keep telling us how irredeemable and terrifying this place is while actual visitors are having religious experiences at Whataburger drive-thrus and treating Walmart as their personal Louvre. The cognitive dissonance is so delicious I want to deep-fry it and dip it in your tears. With maximum theatrical eye-roll and a raised pinky.

P.S. They’ll all fly home soon and resume calling us barbarians. For now, they’re one Monster Energy and mechanical bull ride away from getting “Don’t Tread on Me” tattoos. Cope in 4K, darlings.

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

@US_FDA About time! This is good news.

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

@UshaVanceNews ✋

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@TPUSA "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

@TPUSA "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

@TPUSA "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

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Diminishing Dads https://t.co/CWRsSP9PsI

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[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

While Jaguar is pushing debauchery, Volvo just put out the most moving, pro-family, pro-life car ad of all time.

This is the way.

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

Nouwen Meditation: Our Weakness Blesses Others: https://t.co/yf0WWg88gd

[Tammy Bruce @HeyTammyBruce]

An open letter to Kerry Kennedy:
You people are awful. Despite your family's checkered past and horrible behavior of so many of the men, Americans have stood with you out of loyalty, sentimentality, and too often, grief. Despite the questionable establishment of your family's wealth, the treatment of Marilyn Monroe, the general womanizing, the abandonment of Mary Jo Kopechne to her death, allegations of rape, one could go on and on, but the point is your family has stayed loyal and protective of family members who have done the most appalling of things. But the moment one of your own acts on his conscience for this country you attempt to throw him to the wolves and publicly condemn him. Never a word for the trail of abused or abandoned women left behind by a Kennedy, but because one of your men supports Trump in an effort to make the lives of Americans better, that alone is beyond the pale. In your ugly treatment of your brother you reveal the rot that has broken the hearts of the American people so many times over the years. Beyond that, the economic destruction of American families is something your family would never truly understand. You are not touched by the worry about having enough gas to get to work, or whether or not you can afford eggs this week, if you'll be safe walking your own neighborhood, or if your child will be safe in their urban public school or even if they will know how to read and write while collecting their diploma. You keep doing civil rights work and public service virtue signaling. But in the meantime, make a pledge to not keep doing damage as Americans are simply looking for a way to reclaim their own futures, the safety of their families, and knowing that maybe, just maybe, they can leave their children a little better off w a future they can rely on. The condition of this country should shock everyone, even if their name is Kennedy. We know it at least shocks one of you who, like us, has had enough of the fear and hopelessness assigned to us for generations. Americans are happy to see Bobby on our side as we refuse to comply and will not go gentle into the catastrophes to which we are expected to succumb. Instead, with Trump and all who join us, we will fight, fight, fight!

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

@KatKanada_TM Sure hope she doesn’t have covid…or the flu…or RSV…or any other infectious disease. 😷

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

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[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

MN Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan on sex changes for minors: "When our children tell us who they are, it is our job as grown-ups to listen and to believe them. That's what it means to be a good parent."

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

@alphanews This is some kind of woke stupid. 😳

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[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

Just saw the movie "Jesus Revolution" and was impressed with the quality and message of a movement that transformed so many lives.

[Tim Teusink @timteusink]

Microsoft Company Pushed Discredited GDI Blacklist Targeting Conservative and Libertarian Sites https://t.co/oNIoBTNCJm