tim the doorman

You hate to see it

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@BurgerKing Suck my fucking dick Burger King

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Hi I’m Tim the Doorman, and I’m the fucking idiot that called it a night with two minutes left in the third.

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Just found a tick on me. Like a guy who hates green fruit, hoping I don’t have Lyme

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Born to drink coors light, forced to drink Diet Coke

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Quite literally just pissed myself

[Netflix @netflix]

LOVE IS BLIND: BOSTON 🥂 Coming this Fall

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Nobody cares that I’m quoting The Town

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The doorman would like to personally wish the best to Mike Vrabel and today’s first day of counseling

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Brayan Bello literally just made me cry

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Are The Star Spangled Banner and Happy Birthday in the top five of songs you’ve listened to all time?

Anyways, they need lyrics for the anthem in Cincinnati. #shrink Go Sox

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86 dead at Chuck Norris

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Called my boss to get him to check my work, but accidentally asked him if he thinks too many people are on South Florida to upset Louisville

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Was dozing off during an interview earlier today… accidentally asked him about the potential Arkansas Wisconsin Round of 32 Matchup

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Lost sleep last night thinking about Ohio State TCU

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Driving to Boston for beer this st pattys weekend is my version of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

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It was revealed at the Love is Blind Reunion, Vic has an annoying Angry Birds addiction.

I want you to look Vic up

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@NBCSports if you are going to be pricks at the negotiating table and prevent streamers from carrying your product in hopes to raising numbers on Peacock…

Have all your stuff on Peacock!!!
Fix your shit.

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Beer, pizza, gambling, Fortnite

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The snow of Boston saved me. I can’t believe duke lost

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Joey Gallo

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Kirk Herbstreit whenever they put Abella Danger on the screen when he definitely knows who Abella Danger is