Timothy

Yeah, sure, I’m witty. Whatever.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@StephenKing DM me. I have an opportunity you do NOT want to pass up. Trust me. Key words: Will Arnett is a psychopath. Jack Torrence is thawed. AND space travel, my good friend. I look forward to hearing from you.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@NatPurser I believe I was 1,998. So. Two slices of cheese please.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@cadey_mercury Ah shit

[Timothy @timthemighty]

What was it about Kurt’s delivery, “That’s my brother goddammit!”, in Backdraft that made me swell with tears? @RealRonHoward

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@laina622 I just need you to know that I’m in love with you.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@StephenKing when is this getting published? 😂😂😂 sad thing is.. I’m sure it would be a bestseller. #lampmonster

[Timothy @timthemighty]

I’m dismayed to learn that I wasn’t following @batemanjason it’s okay though. I rectified the situation.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

At some point the nice people are going to take back the world and it’s gonna be really, really cool.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

I’m so fucking tired.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@NickYoung665 I’m thinking it was

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@comic_mischief @nbc has you covered

[Timothy @timthemighty]

I didn’t know @jtimberlake was on #OZARK pretty smart of @netflix to leave him out of marketing. It was a pleasant surprise. #TooFunny

[Timothy @timthemighty]

I think I’m too immature.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

That or @GillianJacobs

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@laina622 is what I look for in a woman.

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@begonia_babe I read the first four words and now I have @smashmouth in my head. Thank you for that ❤️

[Timothy @timthemighty]

Everything that comes out of this man’s mouth is wit. https://t.co/5PYps8MVIk

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Many thanks from me, Mark Hamil, Mark Hammil, Mark Hammill, Mark Hamel, Mark Hamell, Mark Hammel, Mark Hammell, Marc Hamill, Marc Hamil, Marc Hammil, Marc Hammill & Marque Hamill (not to mention Mark Harmon, Mark Wahlberg, Scott Hamilton & Jon Hamm) 😜-mh https://t.co/J7J2bJCnDt

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Thanks, lowest rated President in HISTORY. https://t.co/E01UgDaZ3T

[Timothy @timthemighty]

@HamillHimself is a saint that none of us deserve. https://t.co/uol7J8XhUF

[Timothy @timthemighty]

The fact that @RealGDT double checked the envelope last night makes me love him that much more. Which I didn’t even know was possible.