Tim Towsen

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

That girl's smile...

She knew the beast that she was unleashing. 😂

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

Being black is underrated, the most I’ll get from being under the sun is sweat 😂😂

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

😳🚽💨🤣🤣

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 JESSE JUST ROASTED THE CLOWN SHOW

“No Kings” protesters are CLUELESS, straight-up can’t explain why they’re even out there 🤣

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith *STUNNED* when California Rep. Kevin Kiley informs him his state bans voter ID requirements🤯

"Hold on ... WHAT!? When did that happen!? ... I can't believe it! ... Lord have mercy. You can't make this up."

@DailyCaller

[FalandoDeMaico | #MichaelMovie @FalandoDeMaico]

John Mayer foi convidado para prestar uma homenagem a Michael Jackson durante seu funeral.

Muitas pessoas esperaram que ele cantasse. Mas John preferiu apenas chorar os acordes de Human Nature em sua guitarra. Ele sabia que a voz tinha que ser a de Michael.

Outro fato que surpreendeu, foi quando o público percebeu que ele tocou a música inteira sem a utilização de fones de ouvido de retorno.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

🤯NO ONE SAW THIS COMING…

Ethiopia’s Fotyen Tesfay runs 2:10:53 for the 2nd-fastest time women’s marathon time ever…in her marathon debut to win the Barcelona Marathon‼️

That’s 4:59/mile for 26.2 miles.💥

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HEARTBREAKING: In 2002, #49ers star Mike Evans was only nine years old and his father Mike Evans Sr. was brutally murdered by his uncle Sam Kilgore in Texas.

💔💔💔

Mike speaking about this tragedy will truly break your heart. A horrific story.

(🎥ESPN)https://t.co/tjHLFadms0

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Another banger by @TBC_on_X

Great account to follow.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

His body gave up but his spirit kept going

[Carlitos @cptn_carlos]

What a wild ending to the LA marathon. My mom was able to catch what led to the cinematic ending. The leader went the wrong way. Woman impedes his path, runs to his left and forces him into the middle of the fork + orange shirt waving him right + motorcade goes right at the fork.

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

This is perhaps the most EPIC, MIC-DROP moment I've ever seen at a public meeting.

They tried to silence and censor this dad... so he invoked his First Amendment right to prayer. And BOY did he drop FIRE.

Make sure you don't have little ears in the room for this one. But... super star status. LOL.

WATCH and REPOST to amplify his voice!

#thinblueline #lawenforcement

[Runner's World @runnersworld]

Participants in the 2026 Los Angeles Marathon have the option to only run 18 miles—and still receive a finisher medal, race officials announced this week.

https://t.co/aSkoqCO1cO

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Ricky shows, with brilliance, how stand-up can be brought to another level if you can act. Bravo. https://t.co/N5CscNjx7Z

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s Going To Be 80 Degrees Tomorrow So The LA Marathon Is Letting Runners Finish At Mile 18 And Still Collect A Medal https://t.co/Taa9iJZzak

[Cillian Murphy Fans @CMurphyFans]

Peaky Blinders recap before you watch the film

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Jimmy Carr shared a brutally honest take on life without kids that will hit hard for anyone who's ever weighed the choice:

“Not having kids was like living life with a cheat code on the video game. Super easy. Low stakes. No real skin in the game.”

He continues:

Once you have children, your heart literally lives outside your body.

You worry about mortality differently — because now dying means saying goodbye to them.

Suddenly you're not playing on easy mode anymore. You're at the high-stakes table.

And his final word? “It’s very joyful.”

In 54 seconds he captures something profound:
The deepest fulfillment often comes from the highest risk — the one where you have everything to lose.

Parents: Does this perfectly describe the shift you felt?

Child-free: Does it change how you see the trade-off?

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Ain’t gonna rain much with this. 😭

[eve @eveforamerica]

If you’re a boy mom, this will hit hard.🩵

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

If you laugh, you're going to hell.

I don't make the rules. 😅