Tim

[Tim @timtweetsthing]

I didn't have 8 hours for the dry active yeast to dissolve so I skipped that step and ended up with this embarrassing mess. The woman I have coming over is never going to speak to me again. I am a failure. I always have been. #doughdisasters

[Tim @timtweetsthing]

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. I CAN'T MAKE A HOMEMADE PIZZA FOR MY KIDS. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD. I WANT TO DIE. #DOUGHDISASTERS

[Tim @timtweetsthing]

I didn't have 8 hours for the active dry yeast to dissolve so I skipped that step and ended up with this wildly embarrassing homemade pizza. The woman coming over is never going to speak to me again. I am a failure. I always have been. #doughdisaster

[Tim @timtweetsthing]

Another failed homemade pizza. I'm falling apart at the seams. #doughdisasters

[Tim @timtweetsthing]

I didn't have 8 hours for the active dry yeast to dissolve so I skipped that step and ended up with this wildly embarrassing homemade pizza. The woman coming over is never going to speak to me again. I am a failure. I always have been.