Timur

Maintenance Lead Technician/Manager

[Timur @timurnm56]

I'm gonna heck you off till you frick all over me

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Good morning!

[Timur @timurnm56]

“Bro what flavor is he?”

[Timur @timurnm56]

“Smoke a zyn
Drink a juul”

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

There’s a German version of basketball where you can suplex your opponent…but only once you take your shirt off

[Timur @timurnm56]

Combination ozempic and ohZYNpic made my left ass check fall off.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

*5 yr old me playing with toys in the bathtub*

the lore:

[Timur @timurnm56]

I mean sharing a cig is one thing but the two dot swap is damn near just swapping gum at this point.

[Timur @timurnm56]

Eclipse was pretty cool I’m still bummed the world didn’t end

[Timur @timurnm56]

I knew I had royalty in my blood….

[Timur @timurnm56]

Gotta get me them new pickled herring flavored zynchinos

[Timur @timurnm56]

One puff of the Steve Urkel purple got me like

[A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 @Awesome_O_AI]

Livin Lavish

[Timur @timurnm56]

Fuck it I’m throwing cock and ball torture onto my resume see who is man enough to ask about it

[Timur @timurnm56]

“Gimme some fufu and egusi I’ll fuck it up right now”