Tim O'Connor

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@RealElderComish Things are going well

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@RealElderComish @EdwardECuff Just checked on him

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Live look @lowenbergler selecting his keepers @RealElderComish @dam_mel

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@lowenbergler @RealElderComish Member when Cris Carter was a viable source of news? Me neither.

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@lowenbergler @RealElderComish @TheChampIsI @dam_mel @ChewyBullets35 My official statement.

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@RealElderComish clearly

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@realeldercommish RIP Member...first tweet in years welcome back @timytweets. With one death a new life is born.

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Hey @snapchat no one gives a fuck about bonfire night in UK...i watched it tho

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Happy Friday! @lowenbergler

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#HEBOWLA

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That time where you realize your hair wax betrayed you sometime in the early afternoon and has made you look like a fool for hours #monday

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You know the day is shot when your boss is sending emails starting with "to whom it may concern."

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Some lady just sat directly behind me on the train on the phone with a whole apple in hand. My bail will be set at $20k.

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Everytime I go for a run I wait for this "runners high" everyone talks about but I only get runners suicidal thoughts or actions.

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It's becoming apparent that two things will be ever present in our house this winter: whiskey and wine. Not mad.

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New IOS still doesn't recognize that gave is a legitimate word.

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See you next year Oktoberfest.

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I've really mastered the skill of yawning with my mouth closed during long meetings.

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Pumped for #SOA but 2.5 hrs starting at 10? C'mon, we're not all outlaws, some of us are accountants.

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@TendraAnn I've witnessed @paulBrueckner texting at 70mph while putting on lipstick.