Gonna crowdfund an alternative half-time show next year so conservatives don't feel left out - it'll be a homeschool handbell choir playing covers of Jars of Clay songs, and all the young ladies will wear floor-length jean jumpers. Cameos by the Gaithers and Kanye. Gonna be lit.
After her big sister got approval to wear a "Frozen"-themed costume to bed, this little girl in Alabama wanted to wear a costume, too.
She picked a hot dog. https://t.co/QETbOm1jOE