Cristina Hartt

better IRL 🫠

[Cristina Hartt @tinahartt_]

Only word I want to hear when I wake up hungover: TaylorHamEggAndCheeseSaltPepperKetchupOnAnEverythingBagel @NJGov

[Cristina Hartt @tinahartt_]

@fedex this is just a quick browse of the reviews naming store manager Henry at the FedEx location in Jersey City on Montgomery specifically, he needs to be trained on customer service and how to deal with people, it’s lost on me why he’s store manager

[Cristina Hartt @tinahartt_]

@FedEx store manager at Jersey city Nj location scanned my package of flip flops then refused to take the package to mail it. I looked up reviews of this particular FedEx location and the number of complaints against the manager alone are startling

[Cristina Hartt @tinahartt_]

May god grant me the power to change the things I can not control or however it goes 🙏🏼

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

having cute family nicknames is probably really cool and fun but my dad calling me cousin itt, grimace, and 'rat child' built character and gave me this great personality, so

[Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc]

Brownies with or without nuts? The the nuts are unnecessary & fuck up my chewing flow. Brings nothing to the table except chaos. Individuals who want nuts in their brownies are unstable & cheat in relationships.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

flight attendant: sir u r seated in an exit row, are u willing and able to xyz in case of emergency

the highest guy you have ever seen: yes

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

bosses love asking why everyone is so quiet on zoom and it’s like um i am in the middle of making an omelette

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[cristina @sugaplumcris]

self aware but delusional for fun

[tonix @tt0nix]

“it’s up to you“ no thanks im indecisive

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[Cristina Hartt @tinahartt_]

I hate the way Kendall Roy makes me feel. I hate what it says about me.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Good luck sending me mixed signals, I don't even be understanding the direct ones

[grandma gertrude @grandmagertru20]

- Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value