abi lvs foolish

[k @ysljennii]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Nikki 🦋 @_nhlsharks]

The NHL is so comically bad at marketing their sport like why is the “frozen frenzy” on a random Tuesday in October?????? Make it on a Saturday in January/February and LEAN INTO IT!!!!!!!! This isn’t hard!!!!!!!! MARKET YOUR YOUNG STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

[ana @wasteit]

wishyouweretakingoffyour CLOTHES laying in my hotel bed sex and a SMOKE settle down the beat in my chest yeahiwishyouwerebut i know that NEW YORK makes you SICK too many people in this SHIT streetlights are creeping through my shades iwannakissyournineties FACE

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[sabrina ⭐️ @babymedicinee]

So will this be printed on a page in the book or?

[bri @devilsindallas]

you can be having the worst day of your life and i promise your hockey team will show up to make it worse

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

as a student, the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "i haven't started either."

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Zach Bryan I will never be able to form a concrete opinion about you

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

That woman confronting one of the Cornell r*pists on campus about the group chat just for him to respond "but there were like 60 of us" is EXACTLY THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[izzy @nyiphobic]

victor eklund cross checking tavares TRUE ISLANDER

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

If a guy was passed out in a sorority bedroom, he'd wake up with water and advil next to him. Period. End of story.

That's the difference.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"False rape cases are ruining men's lives.”

Even real rape cases aren't ruining men's lives……

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

role model and the patient zero music video

[Autumn (leaves falling down) 🍁 @aquamoonlitpool]

I'm in absolute tears from laughing so hard at this like okay I guess

[liz 🦋 @AstoundingSwift]

000. everm0re l0ng p0nd sessions. got it guys

[jay • .*✿ @stormb0rnvi]

universities be like: we have four months during summer break to do construction but we wouldn’t be in the way of everyone then :/

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney Cleveland Apologist @lesbeyonsay]

morgan wallen had a crash out where he used racial slurs against black people and venues still allow him to perform. kanye west praised nazis, said slavery is a choice and venues allow him to tour. chris brown is always beating women and he's being allowed to perfom...

[Stefen Rosner @stefen_rosner]

Schaefer on living with Martins again:

"I don't know if they want me back, but I'm going back. I kept my stuff there. So, I mean, I told them, I said, ‘I’m coming back.’ I’m like, ‘I’m planting my seed here,’ and I’m staying there.”

#Isles

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

“men suffer in silence” god I fucking wish