tequila mockingbird

not aspiring to be humble. lawyer.

[Brittany Luse @bmluse]

BFF of 23 years is in town and right before bedtime I found out she’d never even heard of Club Chalamet… I smiled like the Grinch

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

just saw mitch mcconnell at sephora

[kristy⸆⸉🦦❤️‍🔥 @taysservant]

Waiting for T&T wedding pictures like

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[iza @wIwsfilm]

how being the office’s swiftie feels like this week

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when i can no longer spend more in the month and it's barely july 2nd

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

la sensación de que se cancele algo que no tenías ganas de hacer

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

If I'm Lorne Michaels or another cast member and I saw this after Bowen Yang was in 89% of sketches for 5 years I'd show up with a gun

[acey ❀ @lizzbeaan]

happy national best friends day to my fav comedy wives 🩷✨️

[ً @viveecal]

when im out with friends and then the unavoidable overwhelming realization that im fat and ugly hits me

[sam @kaceymustgravy]

how life feels listening to the new kacey musgraves album

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida