Tina

smart, strong, sensual woman

[Tina @tinastics]

Don't fix your dark circles, let the world know that you're tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[Tina @tinastics]

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This is how online dating feels like

[Tina @tinastics]

Me: I think I’m ready to call it a might

Coworker: it’s 10:30am

[Tina @tinastics]

Drink some water before your crying session so you can be hydrated during it.

[Tina @tinastics]

If you see this, straighten your back your banana shaped fuck.

[Tina @tinastics]

*puts pants on*

“No, this was a terrible idea”

[Tina @tinastics]

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

[Tina @tinastics]

Follow @doggocom https://t.co/AhVB1igxto

[Doggo @doggocom]

zero hecks zone

[Tina @tinastics]

@doggocom lmfao

[Tina @tinastics]

Follow @doggocom https://t.co/Uz4yzig00w

[Doggo @doggocom]

Choose your doggo ;')

[Tina @tinastics]

[person who invented scooters] fuck ankles

[Tina @tinastics]

me: i want to lose weight

me: i want skinny legs

me: i want a flat stomach

me: i want to be thin

me: *eats mcdonalds*

[Tina @tinastics]

boy: *watches sports with gf*
girl: that was such a good play!!
boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?

[Tina @tinastics]

murderer: im gonna kill u

me: ........

murderer: i showed u my knife please answer me

[Tina @tinastics]

“Wanna go out tonight”

First of all, I’m broke and almost failing my classes. Second of all, what should I wear

[Tina @tinastics]

In parenthood you're either cleaning up shit, losing your shit, or pretending to have your shit together.

[Tina @tinastics]

That boy don't miss you. He's just bored, horny or heard you were moving on

[Tina @tinastics]

I need a nap.

-me, waking up every morning

[Tina @tinastics]

Itchy boob in public is the worst cuz u can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub ur arm on it w/o looking suspicious being a girl is hard ok

[Tina @tinastics]

stop👏🏻making👏🏻people👏🏻feel👏🏻like👏🏻shit👏🏻for👏🏻being👏🏻excited👏🏻over👏🏻things👏🏻they👏🏻love👏🏻

[Tina @tinastics]

me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything