MRS 305 DALE

rev up those fryers!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

northern europeans are so funny. we made friends with these amazing swedish girls and randomly at one point one of them goes “i can’t believe americans still believe in God. i thought we were past all that.” LMAO ?? 😭

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Love Island UK is about the general public’s inability to handle a baddie when actually confronted with one and Love Island US is about the power of female friendship in the face of domestic terrorism

[Chris @citehchris]

october nights are for making big soup and climbing into bed at 8pm to watch youtube videos called "Are Werewolves and Witches Really Terrorizing Rural Wisconsin?"

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

well it was a good run!

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

What the fuck was she talking about

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Personally, I don't want farmers to get a single penny of my taxes for a bailout. I voted to protect your farm and you voted to destroy it. It is not my job to save you from your own stupidity. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Funniest unsportsmanlike conduct penalty of all time

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

JK Rowling writing an Italian character name

[Mekka Don @MekkaDonMusic]

That was one of the worst called Offensive games in the history of Ohio State football. Scared chickenshit bullshit. The defense played their hearts out. Such an ENRAGING and INEXCUSABLE loss.

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

Ryan Day wins the 90% of games Ohio State is always going to win with its inherent talent advantage. He’s shown no evidence that he’s capable of winning big games or rivalry games. But anybody who’s mentioned that the last four years has been labeled a psycho.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Cancer screenings. He is advocating for the government to stop giving money to one of the few places where low income women can get cancer screenings.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

It’s insane that we are going to destroy our country in a period of record low unemployment, a booming stock market and these prices. Just why?Why?

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

I’ll never understand this as long as I live

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

[Brian Baez @MentallyDivine]

This is why they want to close the Department of Education. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker