Tina Wargo

Writer. Pissed off, funny and warm. Very obsessed with everything. Flung out of space.

[Tina Wargo @tinawargz]

🎶 When he fuck me good I take his ass to see CAROL 🎶

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

Coworker mentioned not knowing who Lena Dunham is

[Conor Williams @sadfilmcritic]

At Union Sq station, someone graffitied the station sign to say “Union Squarepants,” but then realized it was a memorial wall and wrote “I’m sorry, I will never forget.”

[jon @delillostan]

Why does no one talk about how SJP gives an absolutely generational performance in every single episode of Sex and the City

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

Luann’s arrest will always be the most iconic housewives arrest. No shade to Jen and the FBI swarming Beastly Lab + Taser was riveting, but the footage from the cop car of Luann telling the cops she would kill them and then slipping out of her cuffs??? chills…

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

You are describing the television show real housewives

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear.

Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar.

A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer."

*mic drop*

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

how can a person look at RHONY season 10 and deny the existence of god?

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

👇

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Mike White is gonna write the greatest White Lotus character in history after being stranded on an island with Coach #Survivor50

[mr @matttitudinal]

ok sorry I agree with her

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

the only way Michael Rapaport’s presence on Traitors will be worth it is if they let Dorinda off the leash with a couple martinis so she can obliterate him

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Soraya Sebghati @SorayaSpaghetti]

The movies are the greatest thing of all time

[M ✨🪻 @m_bee4]

RIP rob reiner, thank you for making the greatest romcom ever

[barb @wilmontouch]

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

Note this down, commit it to memory, teach your daughters, leave it in scribe for your granddaughters.

[izzy @menzelmania]

good luck we're still trying to figure out what was happening between the OGs