Abolish Everything

optics robot, art trash, craft hag, horror & scifi lover. she/her. forever mourning the blue to my orange.

[Abolish Everything @TinCan_iPhone]

I desperately wish I was a match for my friend. He died of aplastic anemia 5/20/17. Hopefully I’ll be a match for someone else someday. But until then, there is a dire need for POC matches for bone marrow donation. Please consider signing up at https://t.co/a1vOaAhhDO

[Abolish Everything @TinCan_iPhone]

I’m having a great time over on insta

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro the planets are aligning

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[Abolish Everything @TinCan_iPhone]

Instead of callin my 2yo daughter a bitch, I make sure she can over hear me say positive things about her when I talk to her dad. Like she’ll be on the other side of the room &Ill say “Hazel is so funny, she made me laugh today” or “Hazel is so smart, she did(xyz whatever) today”

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[MsModernity @MsModernity]

@opheliamuses there’s a bitch in that family bit it ain’t the daughter

[𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 🌞 @opheliamuses]

Boy moms (derogatory) when they have a daughter:

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

what the H E double hockey fuck

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Who up Uncomfortable in their Prison of a Body

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.

[Abolish Everything @TinCan_iPhone]

She’s also soooo low. Like literally at my cervix like:

[Abolish Everything @TinCan_iPhone]

Took Hazel to my last ultrasound &it was cute as fuck. She got to see her little sister &hear her heartbeat &we finally got to see her face! She looks just like Hazel did. She’s measuring a little small which is good for me, but I’m still offended about how big I actually am.

[Abolish Everything @TinCan_iPhone]

My bestie who was pregnant w me had her twin boys a month ago &she also has a 4yo boy &like…I cannot fathom having to deal w that many freaking wieners. No thank you.

[Lee @ilyasleftnipple]

Accidentally hitting the grok button feels like accidentally hitting the internet button on your phone in the pre-iPhone era

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”