weakest touhou gooner

Avid Touhou gooner and fanfic writer.

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@NelseyBen Hmmm I'm not sure what you just drew, maybe I should visit your pixiv to "research"

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@_Mononobe_Futo Implying hags can't be sweet smh

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@Numbername88 20 years and not once did she consider doing sex work or something lol, I can promise her that she'll get so rich as soon as the men start flocking to her shrine

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@naufaldreamer Close it now!!!!!

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

I so want to continue writing my Touhou fanfics but I'm so busy with intense "exercise" (picture definitely NOT related)

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@FreshMojaveMeme "Um sorry darling but I don't like girls who smoke"

"Eww why do you have rabbit ears"

"Your hair is white and your boobs are too big, leave"

"Princess please give me a chance wahhh I have no one else"

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@KirisameMarco She needs a tongue bath!! now!!!

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@horsehater693 @JesterShooting @KeiFartKing Obvious you didn't say that. He's basically pointing out how that's essentially what your reply boils down to. I write how I think nipples are sexual, and you compare it to liking kids or shit. Whether you intended to or not, that really sounds bad faith.

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@amm3311ia @Eldus2344 @KeiFartKing But seriously have you… never heard of secondary sex characteristics? I’m genuinely shocked you and others are doubling down and straight up saying nipples or even breasts are you not sexual. Do people just…. not find boobs sexy anymore?

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@amm3311ia @Eldus2344 @KeiFartKing Lmao ok sure, open my account and look at “revolting” stuff instead of reading the points I’ve given in other threads. If you think my (rather tame tbh) acc is “revolting”, you’ll hurl if you see my likes and bookmarks LOL.

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@Igualtresrinrin @KeiFartKing Exactly, my point proven

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@JesterShooting @KeiFartKing Yes, thank you, finally someone who gets it.
I straight up have people going "Oh you like women's nips? So you're into kids?" Wtf no, how is that in any way connected?? 😭

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@Igualtresrinrin @KeiFartKing I'm talking about a bra that has a little curtain for each nipple. You haven't seen any woman wearing that, no? Yeah, that's what I thought

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@horsehater693 @KeiFartKing The nipple is literally a PART OF THE HUMAN BODY YOU CAN SEXUALLY STIMULATE. I don't know why we are comparing this to shit or pedophilia??

What planet did I wake up on where everyone suddenly doesn't naturally find the nipple sexy?

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@Eldus2344 @KeiFartKing Mfer how tf is that correlated?

Me: getting turned on by perhaps one of the parts of the body almost universally considered sexy by straight men

Everyone in this thread apparently: "GOONER GOONAR GONAOAOER GOOONERRR!!!!!!!"

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@corndogIover @KeiFartKing How tf did you reach so hard with that

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@Igualtresrinrin @KeiFartKing And if the only point of bras was really to hold up the boobs, why don't you see bras in public where there's like a little gap in the cloth that allows the nipples to be exposed to the air? Stop trying to find alternate explanations, you know very well why.

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

@Igualtresrinrin @KeiFartKing Good job, you figured out the nipple is on the boobs! Now why would only part of the boob be considered a fetish, but the whole breast isn't? Totally logical and self consistent standard right there, yep yep

[weakest touhou gooner @tincanbeat]

Patreon just deactivated my account apparently lmao

Like bro, it's clearly in use because I used it to get memberships and art, and I never broke any rules or wrote mean comments (in fact, I never made a single comment). What did I even DO, bro?? 😭