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So I'm going to share my horror stories and others if people want of tinder hookups

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The whole time I just spent with that guy ended up getting uber guys number we're going to hang out this week
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My #tinderhookup fail and he is just laughing his ass off and we're having a good time I'm like man I'm enjoying this uber ride more then

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So I like start a convo with this uber driver about how I have never done uber or anything and we go into talking and I tell him about

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He said he would pick me up and drop me off well I get in the uber and find a hot af driver (mind you I have never done uber in my life)

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He's like yeah my car is almost outta gas let me get you an Uber I can't decide how to feel thankful to be done with him or pissed

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Hype yourself all up for 30 seconds not even 30 good seconds?!? Wow!! Then he just goes back to the show I'm like okay I need to get home

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Banging and like 30 seconds in he like gets off rolls over and was like "damn that was so good" I'm like bro what the hell was that

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This niggah is so small!! 😂😂 then he brings up how small he is I'm like okay let's move on! So then we move on and we're like actually

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So then he's like getting all into it and all hard and what not and then he pulls it out...and omg I had to get out my magnifying glass

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Finally he kisses me and it's like kissing a bird with a soft beak omg it is awful but I'm like a whatever let's get this over with

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Damn those are some big boobs I'm like I guess let's move on and he keeps going on about it I'm like dude let's move on!

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Dumb ass shit and is all into it I'm like okay this is a waste of my time but finally he starts rubbing my arm then my boobs and he's like

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I'm like are you sure?? He goes yeah whatever is fine...so I pick something and this niggah is like naw not that and changes it to some

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Mind you I have never done something like this so I'm a tad nervous, but we head up to his room and he's like pick something on Netflix

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He comes and picks me up. And he is like my height (5'2) I'm like wow boy! Here we go! So we go back to his place and he is blabbering

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Will be fine...little back sorry I am new to this town so I don't have a vehicle yet and he tells me it's fine I have a truck... so finally

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Really are. So we make plans for like 8 we'll be pushed it back till midnight I'm about fed up but I go along with it I'm like okay this

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Been hoping himself up. "Girl I'm gonna rock your world" "you're not ready for this" bla bla bla so I'm like okay let's see how great you

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So this is about mine and others #tinderhookups
I'll share my first one with you:
I have been talking to this guy for a while and he has