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We never use real names or information that will give you away, we're nice like that. If recognise yourself on here..oops. Start chatting or keep playing x

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And a snow blower. Damn.

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Let's play a game of bad cop, bad cop. You win, prick.

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Oh Norway... You continue to please...

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Ladies - form an orderly queue! This one has got his own lawn mower.

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For the love of puppies

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How about a chat or ride with your wife, tosspot?

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#Tinderphile

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You find intelligence the most sexually attractive feature and yet your profile is a cock shaped chandelier...

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Oh piss off.

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Interesting strategy....

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"Shy and reserved" clearly.....

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Must also like antiques...

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Fuck! I'm all metric. Can anyone help?

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And some rubber gloves. And cable ties. And an axe.

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Happy go lucky. Lmfao

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Struggling to know what to write ? Fear not .....,.. It's always Good to know who taught you 30 years ago

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Fussy much ...?

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#wanker

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LEFT!!!

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I mean.... Really?!