Miss. Lady

What girls are thinking when they're on tinder. Advice, tips, and only the best screenshots

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This human looks like a really snuggly puppy

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Ladies, just say no to nose rings

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Hot guy/girl in your class pops up on your tinder, what do you do? I'll #retweet the best responses. #decisions #advice

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I might not have gotten catfished by this dude, but I definitely got the short stick. #seewhatididthere #catfished

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I think he knows I'm only talking to him because he has a dog #caught #dogs #love

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He's gotta have his boats n hoes. #nina #pinta #santamaria #stepbrothers #willferrell #funny #boats #yacht #sailing

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Tinder is for meeting dogs. Literally and figuratively #boysaredumb

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#Tatt of the day ladies and gentlemen #nofilter #tattoos #Tattedxposts #tatted #badtattoos #American #NoRegrets

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It's always safe to assume he'll be at least two inches shorter than you expected

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"Wow he's got a lot of forehead"

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You just don't #swipeleft on a fireman

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If you meet him in person and he doesn't look like his photos, make him buy you drinks until he does.

[Miss. Lady @tinderlady]

I almost exclusively swipe left. #swiperightfordoggies

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If any of your photos is a car, #swipeleft

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It's always the worst when a hot guy takes a mirror pic. So much internal debate.

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Cartoon profile picture #swipedatleft

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Soul patch #swipedatleft

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Chest piece #swipedatleft

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Guys - get a dog for your profile picture. If you don't have one, take a picture with a stranger's dog #dogs #dog #doglover

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I know what you're thinking when you're on tinder. #followforfollow me to read more #funny tweets #f4f #tinder #dating #rt #follow #love