I won't kill myself because Jesus wouldn't want it but I should not be alive right now. I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and was diagnosed with a chronic illness that should've killed me in my crib. I'm only here because of the hubris of man
PRIEST: "Should I turn left?"
THE SKULL OF AQUINAS: it would seem that any priest driving down this road should turn left
P: "Yeah because the abbey is that way, okay makes sense"
S: The abbey is off to the left, and indeed there is no other turn available, in either direction for 1.2 miles
P: "Okay, great, I'm turning left since that's what I should do!"
*turns on left-turn signal and begins to turn left*
S: ON THE CONTRARY, the sign says 'do not enter' and beside it 'one way road'; in this situation, the correct thing to do is continue going straight
the beach boys discourse has made me realize that nobody has actually listened to the beach boys beyond pet sounds and kokomo. they have one of the most rewarding discographies i've ever listened to, and they also made the worst songs ive ever heard in my life