al the lizard

Call me al. Any pronouns. Poly, NB, married to a wonderful wife and dating a wonderful Aussie. Light buffoonery.

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@Diablo Druid!

[AkaizerGames @Akaizerarts]

Christmas is coming and we would like to
thank those who still follow and support us,
so we are making an #artraffle ✨

Rules:
+Follow both (@Akaizerarts) and (@Jojuticaba)
+Like
+RT (No QRT)
-No Raffle accounts

Comment OC (Optional)

2 Winners✨
Ends 28 November

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@ my followers that are also on mastodon: i'm @[email protected] on there if you wanna find/follow me there

it's more furry-centric than here, but not by much!

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

mfw my buddy says "here's how the @Outlaws can still win" @overwatchleague #OWLGrandFinals

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

my poor outlaws :C
at least a texas team will be in the grand finals tho #OWLGrandFinals

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@mattxiv this was lovely and i DID tear up but also: why they have to kiss like two people entirely unfamiliar with the concept

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

houston's discipline is insane #OWLGrandFinals

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

dallas fuel + g-fuel team up, d-fuel
#OWLGrandFinals

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

ANTE UP #OWL2022

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@clockworkpriest yikes! glad you're ok clock

[Fareeha @AskFareeha]

i did it
https://t.co/VmzsSLTSac

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@Custa i like to show snippets of Outback Steakhouse commercials and menu items to my aussie gf. it distresses her greatly

[Magicuz @MagicuzGold]

I'm giving 💰 1.000.000 Gold in #Warcraft to someone random who retweets this tweet! 🎉

Drawn tomorrow night! 🤠✌️ #Dragonflight

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@TODAYshow @GadiNBC saw stuff like this a year or so ago, but they were much higher up. was weird, they held still like stars and then suddenly three of them moved in unison, two overtook the third one. they were high up, too-- thought they were stars, maybe satellites, but they just moved *wrong*.

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@_Daks_ Yeah good call TBH. My parents ordered delivery every day when I still lived with them, eats up so much money.

Really glad they sent you a fresh reorder though! Some rando out there is gonna wake up to a porch full of groceries they don't remember ordering lmao

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@_Daks_ bro this happened w/ whataburger once. ordered thru app, doordasher picked it up, got a "it's delivered" text with a picture of a random doorstep. dad calls the guy, guy is like "well i delivered it". whataburger said it was a DD problem. DD said whataburger. Out $60 for that >:C

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@_rufhaus mood. ended up quitting my last job in part cuz all my coworkers were 18-19 years old and straight up turned the place into high school. i was like my guys, my buds, i am nearly 30 pls let me work

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@maximum Whitelist/blacklist for items. Can only select like, X amount of items to white/blacklist-- whitelisting increases your chance of getting it, blacklisting blocks it entirely (like if you keep getting trinkets and you dont need a trink upgrade)

[al the lizard @tinfoilballoon]

@RavennaTran Any time a professor posts an extremely hard ass policy (usually attendance or use of cellphones) I instantly know I'm gonna have A Time in that class. Buddy I'm almost 30 and I'm paying you. Lighten up.

[kris @yuutayo]

give me playable taunka