Marten X Jigs

Watching Them watch you.

[Marten X Jigs @tinfoilhat]

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four." -1984

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@SamAdams1776zz @SpeakerJohnson @HouseGOP You ok bro?

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Merit-based sentencing?

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We're in the darkest timeline.

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I am not a podcast. I identify as a meat popsicle.

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Tsk tsk!

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@Jonny_Ryall But do I know them?

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@nmeyersohn No.

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The Shutdown ends, but the lies continue.

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@3PeopleLikeThis @Mienfoks @nypost At least they’re human. Eyes open, volks, Our chief executive and his cronies are lizard people!

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@RichSqueezy @samtripoli This is not the hat you’re looking for.

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Adding @misstessowen alongside Indiana Jones as Certified Nazi Busters. https://t.co/WCfYkH53dO

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An hour later, he pardons Scooter Libby. Watching the President of the United States lose his shit online like a 13 year old rage-quitting gamer kid has got to be a new cultural low for us. We will learn from this and grow. https://t.co/sIXsX7q6qr

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

James Comey is a proven LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH. He is a weak and.....

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@PoliticReaper @POTUS I was not involved with this. My buses are short and blissfully happy.

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10 years of avoiding lizard men, drone strikes, and lizard man drone strikes. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Boom. https://t.co/cQMfzl27z3

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

I got a security clearance faster than half of this White House. https://t.co/hYYWy6wHIe

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I love how our glorious leaders were less than stellar at keeping the lights on, but they were oh so on point with their hashtag calls. Good job, Senators, you’ve mastered most corporations’ social media coordinator position.

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@yeahTHATchad @EricTrump @Twitter @boogiman Eric wouldn’t want to follow me. I lack tigerblood and Ruskie.

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As well it should. Make the Russian moles sneak for it like the old days. @wikileaks @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/WR6zxYhLg6

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

WSJ says US intelligence says it is intentionally concealing information from US president @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/1tYJNENLAR