Ting Liu

shit goes here.

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An important work: the most inspiring documentary of recent memory.
https://t.co/ulTweUXCg1

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I take ridiculously beautiful shits

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"We’re ten per cent human and ninety per cent poo." http://t.co/z3m2z97Q07

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Poop pills: http://t.co/DkXu1Xf8Zi

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"It was like a river in the bed, on the floor, and on my future husband." Shit stories:http://t.co/oIFnp4nmr4

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"The Japanese toilet is truly a place of spiritual repose." -Junichiro Tanizaki
http://t.co/U0jPcDLweP

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If I were to make a disaster movie, I would find all my materials on this page http://t.co/8BHYwBmNwt

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Dreamt that I sharted. It went upwards and rained down on me.

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I've pooped 38 out of 100 types of poop. How Experienced In Pooping Are You? http://t.co/SlucWdC1Q3 via @buzzfeed

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To cultivate the habit of pooping in the morn, down a glass of warm water/tea with honey first thing when u wake up. Works like a charm.

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There is no greater calling in life than a long overdue shit.

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the best article i've read in a while: http://t.co/6KxibFhE

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DCook:If u think u'r the only person who's got an itchy asshole in America, that's bullshit.LouisCK:U shld try a natural laundry detergent.

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40% of our shit is bacteria. Whereas our urine is sterile. This is why it's ok when one accidentally consumes pee, but not fecal matter.

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sweet potato makes your poo come out in one long, soft and smooth piece. just half a sweet potato, and your poop will be glamorous.

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My gauge for a great vacation: 2 shits per day.