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[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[ratte @rattecs]

hey bro are u free i wanna bottom frag on ur team

[v @vzj41l]

sorry for having great tits and right opinions

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

touch grass? buddy i'm packing a bowl right now

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

"GEN Z IS NOT DRINKING"
"GEN Z IS CELIBATE"
"GEN Z DOESN'T..."

When GEN Z was completing studies, there was COVID.
When GEN Z started job hunting, AI took over.
When GEN Z wanted to travel, a world war started out of nowhere.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Lucy Pyre😈🍟 @LucyPyre_]

just check up on your friends today man. they added clint as a bachelor in stardew valley and it’s a really dark time for some of us right now 🥀

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

when i die cremate me and put my nose ring on the urn like a charm i’m not going without it

[🚪 RITA .ᐟ ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ♡ ₊˚⋆ @ANGELICFANGZ]

go to work at my shitty retail job that pays me flies and a penny or play deadlock and lane against abrams bebop

[solé @layxsnv]

I HAD MY FIRST JOB BEFORE I COULD EVEN GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE. SO FORGIVE ME IF I STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND GROWN ADULTS WHO REFUSE TO WORK AND STILL EXPECT HANDOUTS.

[meowwww @cncmeoww]

smoking a joint on an empty stomach and playing minecraft just as god intended

[V 🖤 @arkangeljoy]

Finally played Deadlock.

There’s gotta be like crack in the code.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Nobody hustles harder than a woman who had to traumatically learn that she can't rely on the people she trusted.

[itoenvy @wongkarwaifu]

I don’t know if i’ll ever feel close to my parents I am deeply uncomfortable with them knowing about many parts of my life

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately, i do enjoy the downfall of people who did me wrong

[hera @shiningdaisies]

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

[𐕣 Vee 𐕣 @dollllfears]

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys gonna get ate by monsters.

[Tatyy ✨ @_BeautyIsMex3]

Y’all will literally drain the niceness outta a person… and then act shocked when they stop being sweet. Ain’t nobody born mean… people get worn down, disrespected, and pushed there.