Syreth

Six feet underneath the clouds

[Syreth @tiniest_mouse]

Hey, can someone who understands star signs and tarot n shit please explain something to me? I just took one of those love language quizzes and got "rodeo clown" ????? Is that good???

[Syreth @tiniest_mouse]

ye of little faith....

[june @oomflover64]

born to lick armpits, forced to taste deodorant

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

saw a kid at the flea market selling a diorama of the day of my death, my lifeless body rendered in incredible detail, but he wanted fucking $100 for it lmao, no dice little idiot

[Tomás (Now in SF) Bjartur @BjarturTomas]

the amazing thing about smoking is how safe inhaling smoke 20 times a day for many years is.

[Witch @witchwounds]

"finders keepers" she says as she picks me up by the scruff and takes me home while i growl and hiss the whole walk

[Syreth @tiniest_mouse]

ONE WEIRD TIP QUANTUM PHYSICISTS HATE HER FOR LEAKING

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i am so annoying [remembering i’m supposed to engage in positive self-talk] i am so GOOD at being annoying

[trash jones @jzux]

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

[Team APS ➡️ Gen Con 2026 @TeamAPS]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

trans guy after top surgery: i must be a museum the way my naturals are history

trans girl after bottom surgery: [waking up from anesthesia] why am i at the vet?

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

talking heads fans when a talking heads song comes on

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

2 weeks of abyssal, mind-rending depression in exchange for a month of godlike euphoric delusion in a constant manic cycling seems to me like a sustainable way to get through life

[Julia Kaye, prettiest girl in the world 🏳️‍⚧️ @upandoutcomic]

shower time~🎶👴🏻

[sog @_sogz]

im looking for a job in the armpit department

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Do you ever like someone so much they become less like a person to you and more like a little critter

[Juno🌸 @ThatCatJuno]

The phrase "evil twink" implies there are morally good twinks, and I fear this is a dangerous misconception

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc