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yeah it's me • she/her • whole ass clown

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@catseuI god sends his hardest battles 😔 to his sexiest soldiers 😔

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

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[Path to Nowhere @PathtoNowhereEN]

#MurphysMisadventures Giveaway Event!
Time-limited event starts on Jul. 10
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That time I tried to turn myself in but ended up sending Chief into Otherworld.

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[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

they’re honestly asking good questions I’m just being a hater

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

I Know that my job’s nature means I really interact with people who are not the smartest in their field, but damn if these people are definitely not the smartest in their field

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@ssomniae wait this is kind of beautiful

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@ssomniae technically we want the design she was referring to but sadly no babies window-jumping 😔

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

“so do you want BABIES jumping out of WINDOWS” - real questions I get to answer at work

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@SnailsSidelined @ssomniae who is this cat

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

you can tell I’m not an alcoholic due to my complete inability to keep a cork in one piece when removing it from the bottle

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

sometimes your client will go “hey thank you so much for your deliverables! super great! very thorough! we’re still going to approve payments but also uhhhhh we haven’t actually read them 😅” and all you say is ok cool when do you want the next one!

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

40 mins later we’re free! he yelled his number through the door so I could FaceTime him & I now know how to dissemble my door’s locking hardware

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

due to unknown reasons I am now locked inside (???) my apartment

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

we called an our emergency maintenance guy and he said he’d be there & then we called again after he didn’t show up and it turns out he lost his keys (???) so there’s also that

[Billy @billiy_addi]

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[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@xxlimei @ssomniae hey I thought of Matilda first but I said banana cause it was funnier 😔

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@ssomniae also Matilda path to nowhere but banana is funnier

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

@ssomniae banana 🙂‍↕️

[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

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The Thorny Roads to Dawn Exclusive Giveaway Now Live!
Time-limited event starts on February 11
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Ash Falls to Ground, Feathers Drift on Wind.
Through the Long Night, Toward the First Light.

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[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

RT @PathtoNowhereEN: The Thorny Roads to Dawn Exclusive Giveaway Now Live!
Time-limited event starts on February 11
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[tiny @tiniestlesbean]

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#WitchwovenFolio Giveaway Event!
Time-limited event starts on January 15.
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Prayers Unheard, Sins Unredeemed.

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