Tiniest Lizard 🦎

[mallory @sportslesbian]

taco bell’s black bean crunchwrap supreme should’ve been put on the voyager golden record

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

I know I am a privilege white lady who lives in a liberal state, but I am terrified of the future implications of the overturning of Roe v Wade, not only for women but for everyone considered a minority in this country.

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

So @anthropologie stole a design from Indigenous designers Orenda Tribe. They want Anthropologie to make reparations by funding a skate park for the Navajo Nation. TELL THEM THEY SHOULD

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

Finally finished @NintendoAmerica Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD!! What a gorgeous and fun game! On to Ocarina of Time. #proud #quarantineaccomplishments

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

New #ZeldaBreathoftheWild challenge idea (mine, though may already exist): how fast can you run around the whole outside of the map, staying as close to the edge as possible?! @MrA_Game @GameGrumps @the8asement

[kirstenpowers.substack.com @KirstenPowers]

REMINDER—Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin election officials were not allowed to begin processing absentee ballots until on or just before Election Day, after Republican-led state legislatures opposed changing laws to allow earlier preparations like other states.

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

@MrA_Game Quite fun. Good for cardio and body weight exercises. It’s no breath of the wild though!

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

Really @USPS ? You’re delivering to a house, with a doorbell, and everyone is home. @USPS needs better funding.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

🚨 RETWEET TO WIN 🚨

Get your own fan cutout at @OracleParkSF! Retweet before tonight's game to get your cutout, +1, in the ballpark by our next homestand. https://t.co/47vi42pFfV #SFGiants

[Hoodline @Hoodline]

Herd mentality: Golden Gate Park bison get a new livestream https://t.co/eSDNPlMTmI by @brittashoot

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

@dog_rates super uncool Instagram story post today...what was the point of that?!?!

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor.

@GovAndyBeshear @louisvillemayor @LMPD

[AJJ @AJJtheBand]

Breonna Taylor Song

Breonna should have been celebrating her 27th birthday tonight.

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

Interesting that all of the police forces I’ve seen televised recently are completely outfitted with the equipment they need, including masks and gas masks, but some hospitals have gofundme pages and are still without appropriate PPE

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

Current “nightmare” is going somewhere, forgetting a mask, then realizing I’m at a restaurant full of people without masks. Why can no one in my dreams socially distance?!?!

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

Not that it’s even a real life accomplishment, but I finished all 120 shrine and all 76 side quests in @NintendoAmerica Zelda: Breath of the Wind. So proud.

[Sarah Stierch @Sarah_Stierch]

Just some brahs failing to #flattenthecurve. Don't be those brahs. Social distance FTW.

[Tiniest Lizard 🦎 @tiniestlizard]

@JRubinBlogger What about the fact that he still supports the Hyde amendment?!?!

[Reproductive Freedom for All @reproforall]

There’s NO political or ideological excuse for @JoeBiden’s support for the Hyde Amendment, which translates into discrimination against poor women and women of color plain and simple. His position further endangers people already facing enormous hurdles. https://t.co/3jDleIq077