mage

world’s worst retired e-girl

[vani 𐙚 @yvanilli]

trying to beat the egirl allegations but i play juno and mercy

[mage @tiniimage]

Economy so bad my old epal account is calling to me like the green goblin mask

[Landlord 🇺🇸 @live_free_603]

Massachusetts is so messed up that there’s a stretch of highway where you are traveling on 95 north and 95 south at the same time.

[mage @tiniimage]

@DOKlWATCH Like I’m glad she can find a way to still sing but 😭😭😭 I’m tired of this grandpa

[mage @tiniimage]

it’s all about balance

[Paige ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @windflowerve]

"Anran is for people who can't play Genji" but have you considered that Anran is a beautiful woman and Genji is some guy? Much to think about ...

[hannah🍋 @hannahmds15]

this whole gen z job interview discourse is very funny to me as a post grad gen z because what do you mean someone actually got a job interview

[they/them fistbump @HORRORGENRES]

gen z are actively telling people “i can be the best version recruiters wanna see for the job, answer the right questions, and still i wont get hired bc nepotism is just how you get jobs now” and people on here will go “so maybe don’t cough during the interview….?”

[⊹₊ 𝗣𝗘𝗜𝗖 🪽 @preslightluv]

Dudebros when it comes to forgiving an abusive rapist trafficker but not a teenage abused girl

[Goonie🍉 @GoonRambles]

This literally was confirmed to be 100% true with the Epstein files but no one cares anymore

[alyssa 🪩 @pachifika]

Owtwt when u critique blizzard for refusing to make skins for other characters and continue giving so much skins to Certain Characters

[₊˚ ୨୧ 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐨 !! ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @JunoOffline_]

"GG no heals."

GG no peels you stupid bitch
I was getting JUMPED

[mage @tiniimage]

Behold: A take so bad I willingly went back to work early from my break after reading it

[bipolar67 @bipolar6714]

We need to talk about anti white hate in the ow community, we could have gotten an Romanian vampire the main country the modern myth actually came from, we could have explored their tradition and culture have blue prints for 10 skins based on cultural clothing to medieval warfare

[ꪖꪑρ! ˙𐃷˙ @ampppphiteus]

now give us 80 for the miscommunication

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[mage @tiniimage]

I could’ve got prisms if it let it expire?? 😭😭😭 ffs

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Already own the base level of every eligible Mythic Skin? We've got you covered with 50 Mythic Prisms instead.

[🤍 @pomtiffs]

If Overwatch doesn't make you feel violent you aren't passionate enough. Simple.

[poppy @popcornow_]

playing overwatch genuinely makes me sound like an authoritarian dictator i be gettin bad teammates and i say some shit like "a lot of people have to die before shit gets better"

[𝐕𝟎𝐍 ▽ HEXA💉 My comic on 📍! @VONHEXA]

Sombra mains in a month