tinkle toes👺

[j @jadeymoon]

shaving before a friend meetup bc u never know

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

sometimes i talk and i wonder what i’m saying as i speak

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I don't get meal prep. There's no way that chicken is still good on day 5. I refuse to believe it.

[misa! @misak1nz]

i did my best for what i knew at the time

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[rye @v_osamu]

wanting something so bad that you end up dreaming about it

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[andrés @andresmiguer]

como me siento cuando me dejan con personas que acabo de conocer

[tinkle toes👺 @tinkybinkywonky]

none tbh

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[𝒁𝒖𝒆. @ivcnaoo]

Así yo poniéndome a cantar de la nada pq alguien dijo una palabra q sale en una canción q conozco

[⚢ @idontstaysoft]

I’m not getting fucked no time soon

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[. @Carlosgramosc]

cuando uso "😔" esto es lo que quiero transmitir

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[GusUsta @gususta]

birisi bana önemli bir şey anlatıyordur ama ben döner koltukta oturuyorum

[7rq @gloccnim]

You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love asking clarifying questions like What is that What did you say What does that mean What

[ؘ @bonazitas]

eu tuitando todo dia com 0 likes 0 retweets e 0 comentários

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

“Comprei pra vc pq vc disse que gostava”

[7rq @gloccnim]

POV: When you're trying to sleep and you randomly think of something that needs to be googled