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[ray @tinnedpeachhoe]

BOTHHHH omg me n my minions vs the world

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

gay son or thot daughter ?

[₊⊹ 𝐀𝐧𝐚 ₊⊹ @rata_con_tiner]

Fr

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

When people tell me about plastic surgeries they’re contemplating I feel like a suicide hotline operator. So distressing

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

What do the World Cup and Second World War have in common?

When it finished, the losers flew to Argentina.

I know I should be better than this but on reflection I’m not.

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

No shots on target by Argentina what is this the Falklands war

[fola @kxngjollof]

I celebrated that Enzo red card like a goal

[Rob Hallam @robj3d3]

When you schedule your tweet for the wrong day:

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

Imagine living in fucking Arkansas and being afraid of Sharia law taking over. You people are schizophrenic

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[tuêzin noia da puc🧣 @vicenzobover]

pov: eu sou um médico e o Messi se machucou na partida da Argentina vs Inglaterra

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Two very ancient phenotypes will be at play this Saturday

[mj 🐇 @lazyfaeriee]

Something that always fascinates me as a woman who has suffered from mental health issues my entire life is how men are like “no one cares about men’s mental health.” No one cares about women’s either lol

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

HMRC to HMRC

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[🗿 @sc1898_]

Must be like 9/11 for the unemployed and mentally challenged

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.