Immaturity Jones

I am the alpha and the omega. The first and the last. The beginning and the end. And I also like bacon.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The economic battle-crry of "Buy American" should instead be "Buy the Best", thereby compelling Americans to make the best.

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@BenningtonShow @TitosVodka Inspired

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@OpieRadio @OpieandJimmy Adelle sounds like droopy dog.

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@JimNorton Adelle sounds like droopy dog

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@TheIBang @GailAaann @BenningtonShow

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@BenningtonShow @TheIBang @GailAaann #scopebros #doublesups

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@BenningtonShow @TheIBang @GailAaann #scopebros

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@JimNorton @OpieandJimmy Forget ISIS, the real issues are finally being discussed! #Movement #DOMH

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@BenningtonShow @GailAaann #scopebros #CyclopsCentaur

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@BenningtonShow Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I think that's antisemitic #Gurian #Slash #Bennington

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@BenningtonShow Are these the shirts? #Gurian #RedditAMA #Bennington

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@lishybach hey!

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@RonandFezSXM What was Fez thinking? http://t.co/Ni2J2AFelp

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@JimNorton witnessing @ChipChipperson terrorize @notsam on Twitter is the only reason I occasionally log in.

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@JimNorton @OpieRadio this would be such a good Jimmy's morning song pick. Would get stuck in mucho heads: http://t.co/aMq90zP6ul

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@joerogan @bryancallen @redban @eddiebravo @BrendanSchaub

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@OpieRadio @JimNorton i just made onna them holiday elf dancing videos. check it out. https://t.co/zfW9iCTXkG

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@JimNorton @RichVos Who's the cereal killer? (Tssss or maybe the pancake killer! I don't know, go ahead Voss).

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@OpieRadio @JimNorton Lionel sounded like @jaymohr37 's impression of Al Pachino sped up chipmunk style.

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@JimNorton is possibly the first person to use terrible improv as an improv theme.