Tintami

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@NoContextBrits Is that not Dorset? Am I missing something? The only thing I imagine is a taxing walk back to an expensive car park.

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@NoContextBrits The great thing about Warrington IKEA is that it's right next to the massive M&S. Going to Warrington is a bit like flying to Cyprus. Completely safe...ish... as long the route is well chosen.

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@PESNONMODS @NoContextBrits It's near the IKEA. Straight on at the "not Toys R Us any more roundabout"

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@atriskute @NoContextBrits I opened the comments to see how many before someone mentioned Tarantino. Second comment :)

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@fesshole How am I the first person to post a Stavros?

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@fesshole So, Yvette, that's why you cancelled our second date!

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@haveigotnews I'm sure her lack of competence is absolutely the only reason people may defect from tory to reform

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@Blue__Bert @fesshole There was also this Kickstarter that did pretty well that you *just* missed. Sorry!

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@Ranger_Smiff @fesshole Well done. You win.

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@fesshole The important question - was it the sellotape over or chewed up spit paper in the hole trick for recording on non recordable tapes? Details matter!!!

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@fesshole And this (lie) is something you adopted at birth and still use at home today?

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@HippohCr8 @fesshole Grampy Rabbit for the win

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@fesshole Yes, that's definitely how WHOIS works

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@sjfostersound @NoContextBrits A great bond wrapped in truly shit movies

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@fesshole When he was very young my son called it "me tube"

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@cxovelurisi @NoContextBrits And so on and so forth. #nhs

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@cxovelurisi @NoContextBrits But noone would ring for the phone appointment because they had the wrong number for the fatty.... But the fatty would get a text message asking them for customer feedback.