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[Alex Hammond @skysportsAlexH]

A true legend. This is well worth 9 minutes of your time ⬇️

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

How pessimistic are you about the future on a scale of 9 to 10

[Sue Cook @SueC00K]

Kinell! 😳

[Racing TV @RacingTV]

👏 Fine performance

@adomcguinness1 & @WhelanRonan enjoy big-race success with Pretreville running out a smart winner of the G3 Amethyst Stakes @LeopardstownRC

[Auto Forward @autoforward1]

Illusions in old movies 👏📽️🎞️
Check out https://t.co/33nIbm58RC

[Morissa Schwartz 📚 (Dr. Rissy) @MorissaSchwartz]

Classic film break 🥰

[Ado McGuinness Racing @adomcguinness1]

We travel over to the UK with 4 runners today. Harry's Bar lines up in @awchamps Sprint in @NewcastleRaces while Form Of Praise, Inflection Point & Bowerman take their chances in @LingfieldPark. Wishing all our connections the best of luck.

@ShamrockTBS

Sponsor: @bt_osullivan

[Morissa Schwartz 📚 (Dr. Rissy) @MorissaSchwartz]

Spider-Man was based on a true story 🕷

[Shamrock Thoroughbreds @ShamrockTBS]

🍀Laugh a Minute bids to repeat last years win in the Listed Cork Stakes today at 3.12 @corkracecourse for Group 1 winning trainer @adomcguinness1. Wishing all Shamrock shareholders lots of luck in what looks a very hot renewal of the race 🍀

[Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown]

Cheltenham Tips:

13.20 - Ronseal. Great over fences

13.55 - V Neck. Good jumper

14.30 - Weak Bladder. Will piss it.

15.05 - Lunchtime. 12/1

15.40 - Foundation. Put your house on it.

16.15 - Dusty carpet. Never been beaten

16.50 - Ironing Board. Put you shirt on it

[Tim Spiers @TimSpiers]

Lage last night: "We'll continue to work. That's the only thing I can promise to the supporters. Understand (where we are) at the moment, we want to do better, we will do better. We're not satisfied, especially me, with what we did until now. The players want more. I want more."

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

😳😳😳

[Frank Drebin @NakedGunTweets]

Ed [crying]: My father went the same way…

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

All these No10 parties… everyone in Whitehall knew about them, including Cabinet Ministers. I know because they told me. That’s why I wrote this for the Mail on Sunday in June 2021.

[Fran 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦🇹🇷 @FranS199]

I still remember walking into a restaurant on Charlotte Street behind Freddie Mercury in 1988. But nobody - not guests, not staff, not his own child or her friends - remember Prince Andrew being in a Pizza Express in Woking in 2001?